REPLAY: Killionaire TV 3: Mack v Shortney
The Worst Idea Of All Time
Tim Batt
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 1 April 2026
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Summary
Welcome to Killionaire TV: Episode Three, with two contestants and one goal: End the life of a trillionaire. Our contestants today are Mack from the UK who’s political ambitions are matched only by his lack of preparation for his pitch. In stark contrast, we have Shortney, an American who brings a meticulously planned plot involving a lot of math, a gold pyramid tomb and a plucky entrepreneur named Mark Elliot Zuckerberg.
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| 0:00.0 | Tim here, if you want to see me in the flesh and you're in New Zealand or Australia, good news. |
| 0:04.6 | I'm coming to Adelaide, Brisbane, Melbourne, Sydney, Auckland and Wellington for the comedy festivals. |
| 0:12.1 | Please buy some tickets now at timbat.com.com. |
| 0:16.4 | He's Timbat. I'm Guy Montgomery. And this, well, this is a dumpster. |
| 0:21.0 | Together, we're best known for watching bad movies too often. |
| 0:24.9 | But as the world turns to custard, we got a new thing going on. |
| 0:28.5 | We want to create the world's first ever trillionaire |
| 0:31.5 | and then swiftly remove the world's first ever trillionaire, |
| 0:34.9 | dispersing their funds to humanity at large. |
| 0:37.6 | We're taking your ideas, pitching them against each other until we find Juan Juana. |
| 0:43.1 | Welcome to Killianier. |
| 0:52.2 | Welcome to Another exciting edition of Killianieraire at least this is the first episode because |
| 0:57.1 | we haven't really picked an order yet in which case welcome i'm tim bat this is guy montgomery |
| 1:02.7 | we are on a quest to get someone to a trillion dollars on god's green earth and then immediately |
| 1:09.3 | stop them being a trillionaire |
| 1:10.9 | by virtue of them being dead. |
| 1:13.6 | That's right. |
| 1:14.4 | It's a comedy podcast |
| 1:16.1 | and we are very excited |
| 1:18.2 | to be joined by two prospective pictures, |
| 1:23.1 | some fundraisers, I guess, |
| 1:25.1 | of esteem and note. |
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