REPLAY: Killionaire TV 2: Brad v Dylan
The Worst Idea Of All Time
Tim Batt
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 27 March 2026
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Summary
Episode Two is upon us and it is a hotly contested doozy! New Zealand's own Dylan joins us with a thick kiwi accent to propose using the power of boats, French accents and the power of love to bring Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk to a tragic ending. Meanwhile Brad is on the line from the Lone Star State with a Disney’s Cars book full of graphs and big dreams of helping the CEO of Amazon monopolise US production using the farms of the mid-West.
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| 0:00.0 | Tim here, if you want to see me in the flesh and you're in New Zealand or Australia, good news. |
| 0:04.6 | I'm coming to Adelaide, Brisbane, Melbourne, Sydney, Auckland and Wellington for the comedy festivals. |
| 0:12.1 | Please buy some tickets now at timbat.com.com. |
| 0:16.5 | He's Timbat. I'm Guy Montgomery. And this, well, this is a dumpster. |
| 0:21.0 | Together, we're best known for watching bad movies too often. |
| 0:24.9 | But as the world turns to custard, we got a new thing going on. |
| 0:28.6 | We want to create the world's first ever trillionaire |
| 0:31.5 | and then swiftly remove the world's first ever trillionaire, |
| 0:34.9 | dispersing their funds to humanity at large. |
| 0:37.6 | We're taking your ideas, pitching them against each other until we find Juan Juana. |
| 0:43.0 | Welcome to Killianer. |
| 0:52.3 | Welcome along to another exciting episode of Killionaire TV. |
| 0:58.4 | The only program looking to fundraise and execute some of our globes, best and brightest. |
| 1:04.3 | I'm going to get them word in a while. |
| 1:05.9 | You got uncomfortable about the word globes. |
| 1:07.8 | Wow, we might have some flat earthers on our hands. |
| 1:09.9 | Oh, that's a good point. Yuck anyone's yum before they launch into some pitches. I'm joined as always by my assumed associate Tim Batts. And today, pitching their ideas, we have Dylan. Hello, Dylan. Hello, how's it going? Hey, an accent. Not unlike our own. And from further afield, I believe, we have Brad. |
| 1:29.2 | Hello, Brad. |
| 1:30.6 | Yeah, I sound a little different. |
| 1:33.1 | But, yeah, yes. |
| 1:34.4 | I'm here and excited still. |
| 1:36.9 | Is that an invoccal accent that I hear? |
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