Tim here, if you want to see me in the flesh and you're in New Zealand or Australia, good news.

I'm coming to Adelaide, Brisbane, Melbourne, Sydney, Auckland and Wellington for the comedy festivals.

Please buy some tickets now at timbat.com.com.

He's Timbat. I'm Guy Montgomery. And this, well, this is a dumpster.

Together, we're best known for watching bad movies too often.

But as the world turns to custard, we got a new thing going on.

We want to create the world's first ever trillionaire

and then swiftly remove the world's first ever trillionaire,

dispersing their funds to humanity at large.

We're taking your ideas, pitching them against each other until we find juan huena welcome to kill you near yes let me get to it kill you nearier. It's a buzz. Everybody's talking about it. I can't figure out where to look. I'm so excited. Everyone wants to be a part of it and everyone wants to figure out what's going on. People are fucking climbing over each other for a slice of the Killianere pie. But you don't need to worry, guys. Guess what, you made it. You're here. You're inside the Killianneer Clubhouse.

Yeah, it's an open invitation, but not everyone gets to talk. Only those who have submitted pitches ahead of time get to. And today, us also. Hello. I get to talk freely, yeah. I'm Tim Bat. And he's Tim Bat. and today we will be joined by Julian and Ryan.

These mother flippers are going to. Tim Bat and he's Tim Bat and today we will be joined by Julian and Ryan.

These mother flippers are going to tell us their idea on how to fundraise for people who are already rich beyond literally any of our comprehension.

And then assuming it goes well and one of those people gets to a trillion dollars, they're going to tell us a little bit about how we might hypothetically eliminate them. Can you do me a favor, Guy? Yeah. Can you just like go that way a little bit to see how this is? Yeah. You want me here? Yeah, I just want it like more centered. That's nice. Perfect. Do you know what? It's important that we do that on the show. People will be looking and they'll be wrecked off. Yeah, they need to understand how it works.

So, without further ado, let's say, on the show. People will be looking and they'll be racked off. Yeah, they need to understand

how it works. So without further ado, let's say hello to our two pictures today. Hello to you,

Julian. How are you? I'm very good. How are you guys? Oh, whoa. I thought I was doing pretty well,

but hearing the way you said very good makes me feel like maybe I'm only okay.

I liked how you leaned into the webcam as if we are inside the laptop.

Okay, so here's the thing.

I've been drinking since our original recording thing.

Yes.

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