Hey, happy campers!

Welcome back to Camp Shady Birch.

Another gorgeous day here at camp.

I feel the little critters biting at my toenails.

I'm sitting on the edge of the dock and my feet are in the water.

Oh, the minnows are getting them.

And the minnows are eating the dead skin on my feet. Do you ever see those videos of like people at the spa and they're recording the people do these crazy things on them and they're like, they're like pouring Hennessy on their legs and putting gold flake? And they're like, now what the hell is this doing? I thought you were talking about with the feet and the fish. No, I know. Oh, no, but that would be thinking of that. And the captions always like, on his day off or on her day off, they are knocked out.

They're having the time of their life.

Yeah, but that, be thinking of that. And the captions always like, on his day off or on her day off. They are knocked out. They're having the time of their life. Yeah, but it's like, it's not, putting Hennessy on your legs with Goldflake isn't doing anything. It's getting my attention. That's true. That's true. Um, hi, campers. Okay, love, love, love you. But we must grab our shovels right now. Everybody line up against the wall, from tallest to shortest. I'll wait. Thank you. Pause this video. Now that you're situated.

Can I take it seriously? Grab your freaking shovel and we're gonna go to the woods and dig a grave that something's already

been buried in listen i'm going somewhere with us we have to once again unearth the shady

birch time capsule and inside's yet another tape from years past we have to do a rewatch episode

because we are on tour right now, but we will be back

next week with new content. But we chose this episode because we know what episodes leave a

legacy, leave a lasting impact on you. And just because we're not here with fresh content this

week doesn't mean that we can't revisit one of our biggest deepest chuckles.

And I think this is a good choice.

Please enjoy Amazon.

See you next week.

Love you.

Have you ever canoed down a babbling brook?

No, but I have cried at a Taco Bell. Oh, same thing. Listen up, campers. It's time to buckle up, pitch a tent, and take a hike. Because Camp Counselors is a variety show. So prepare for a good old-fashioned kumbaya. Weird news. Hot gossip. And scary stories around the campfire. So spooky. Is this podcast even about camping?

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