I Fell Into The Septic Tank! - Trail Mix #119

Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

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Comedy

5.0 • 3.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2026

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

In this mini episode, we are reading listener-submitted stories about a camper trapped in a family feud with a public comment section, a camper who learned the horrors below the backyard trap door, and a camper with zero spatial awareness and maximum destruction.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Uh, counselor, there's a raccoon stuck in the vending machine.
0:05.2	That's so annoying. I wanted a snack.
0:07.9	Welcome to Trail Mix.
0:09.4	Our mini episodes from Camp Counselor's podcast.
0:12.1	Each week, the stories come from you, are Camp Shady Birch Campers.
0:15.4	We want to hear your juicy gossip.
0:17.1	Top secret confessions.
0:18.8	Embarrassing and scary stories.
0:20.5	And sprinkle in our sage counselor advice.
0:23.5	Trail Mix is for the campers.
0:25.1	And God, do we love you.
0:28.6	Hey, happy campers!
0:31.0	Welcome back to Trail Mix.
0:33.0	This is our mini episode where we read listeners submitted stories brought to you by listeners like you.
0:41.2	Thank you.
0:43.7	Uh-oh.
0:45.0	What's that the sound of?
0:46.5	He's caffeinated.
0:47.9	Well, we got some news today.
0:51.4	Okay.
0:51.7	Some very big news.
0:53.4	What am I where?
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