COOL! Bologna Is Both Lunch and Paint Remover - Trail Mix #118
Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson
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5.0 • 3.1K Ratings
🗓️ 2 February 2026
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Summary
In this mini episode, we read listener submitted stories about a camper whose casual drive became a public takedown, a camper who really put a skid-mark on Highway 94, and a tale of a witch and her turkey sandwich.
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| 0:00.0 | Uh, counselor, there's a raccoon stuck in the vending machine. |
| 0:05.2 | That's so annoying. I wanted a snack. |
| 0:07.9 | Welcome to Trail Mix. |
| 0:09.4 | Our mini episodes from Camp Counselor's podcast. |
| 0:12.1 | Each week, the stories come from you, are Camp Shady Birch Campers. |
| 0:15.4 | We want to hear your juicy gossip. |
| 0:17.1 | Top secret confessions. |
| 0:18.8 | Embarrassing and scary stories. |
| 0:20.5 | And sprinkle in our sage counselor advice. |
| 0:23.5 | Trail Mix is for the campers. |
| 0:25.1 | And God, do we love you? |
| 0:28.7 | Hey, happy campers. |
| 0:31.1 | Welcome back to Trail Mix. |
| 0:33.2 | This is our mini episode where we read listeners submitted stories brought to you by listeners like you. |
| 0:40.0 | Thank you. |
| 0:41.4 | I am being so brave, not to be graphic, but I have two canker stores in my mouth. |
| 0:46.4 | That is graphic. |
| 0:47.1 | Which I get them from dehydration and stress and mama. |
| 0:52.0 | I got both of those right now. |
| 0:53.3 | You sure do. |
| 0:54.5 | We've been on the road. |
| 0:56.7 | So really quick announcement before we get into today's episode, there will not be a |
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