Rental Kelly
Bitch Bible
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4.6 • 14.6K Ratings
🗓️ 13 May 2025
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
Jackie sits down with Stassi Schroeder to discuss Vanderpump Villa, their purple and yellow auras, Parseltongue, and the foundational principals and texture that can only be learned from the Real Housewives of Orange County.
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| 1:08.9 | Sister. |
| 1:10.6 | Sister, a shining star. I am a shining fucking star we were just discussing our |
| 1:15.5 | oras which we both have self-diagnosed as yellow and purple we we both have yellow and purple i knew you |
| 1:22.1 | would okay i was told this by a girl on mollie and cabo you were told told this by TikTok? No, by Mystic Michaela. She's |
| 1:29.0 | like actually a person who reads oras. What's yellow and purple? Go Lakers? What's going on? |
| 1:34.6 | You know, I don't know. Okay. I, you know, the only thing I remember is her being like, |
| 1:40.1 | Tamara Judge also has that aura. And I'm like, I've never seen Housewives of O.C. |
| 1:44.9 | So, like, I don't know how to feel about it. |
| 1:47.1 | Are you fucking kidding? |
| 1:48.2 | No, I'm not kidding. |
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