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That's audible.com to the Bitch Bible podcast. Surprise, it's just me today. We've had guests. The past two weeks. Who is she? I don't know her.

Yum Kipper. I hardly know her. So, I want to address the elephant in the room. And I'm sorry to

start off this episode, like kind of in a weird zone. But, you know, as someone who always preaches authenticity

and transparency, um, without being a buzzkill, I just wanted to announce some news, some

recent findings. And, you know, I'm just kind of like grappling with my new reality and trying to

pivot and find joy and grace and appreciation for my health and the journey forward.

So guess who has mercury poisoning me?

Okay, which by the way, can I just say,

loki, very chic.

Okay, very chic.

So I took a blood test a couple weeks ago because, you know, I just wanted to like see what was going on. I hadn't had one ever besides when I was pregnant. And I thought maybe we just take a look see loo, see how the hormones are doing, see how my

levels are doing. I've really decided that this year I was going to take some microchrivel

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