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The 93X Half-ass Morning Show.

90. 3.

Here, I gotta tell you, I just spent about a week with family

and I am absolutely thrilled and delighted to be here in front of strangers.

You have no idea.

Well, my mother, she put a satellite dish up.

I said, gee, wow, she's into sports, and I can't imagine discussing like the penitentials, but it was,

believe me, it was like, it picked up problems from other families just like I'm paranoid about everything in my life even at home

I on my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror which I'm not thrilled about

You know it's a bitch when you're a death divorced,

or you break up, you go out with new people,

you keep thinking of your reps, it's on your brain

like a school cap, I can't get rid of it,

you know, and I had a great date last week.

I picked the woman up and she says, well, let's go out for dinner. And I said,

Sharon always ate two.

It's a very confusing day because yesterday was February 28th. So today should be March 1st, right? It's actually February 29th.

Leap Day once every four years.

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