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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2024

⏱️ 159 minutes

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Originally Aired March 1, 2024: British orgasms? Dog eats penis. Everything you've ever wanted to know about brolics.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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0:14.9	Visit standard heating.com to discover all the goodies in Santa's bag.
0:18.6	The 93X Half-ass morning show.
0:22.3	93. 3. X half-ass morning show. Ninety-three.
0:24.0	There.
0:25.0	Today is National Minnesota Day.
0:28.0	The best thing to do is distract them with innocuous talk about the stuff they care about.
0:32.0	Great, like what?
0:33.4	Well, they're from Minnesota, so hockey, fishing, skiing, sailing, and after a few drinks
0:37.4	put on a Prince album, don't mention the Green Bay Packers or the state of Iowa.
0:41.2	According to the National Day calendar,
0:43.2	Minnesota joined the Union on May 11, 1858
0:47.6	as the 32nd U.S. state.
0:49.9	And that's why the state is celebrated on March 1st,
0:52.6	because this is the 32nd week since the 4th of July.
0:56.2	Did you gals hear about Ali Gallagher?
0:58.5	She let Alan Ackerman smack her in the back
1:00.7	with his tally wacker behind the snack shack.
1:03.0	You should move back to Minnesota.
1:04.5	I can't go back.
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