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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 28 February 2024

⏱️ 159 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired February 28, 2024: Minnesota Wild forward Marcus Foligno. Feeling lucky, punk? Everything you've ever wanted to know about getting stabbed in the penis.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:04.7	Celebrate Christmas in July with Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:08.2	Get huge savings with $1,775 off a new multi-head ductless system.
0:14.9	Visit standard heating.com to discover all the goodies in Santa's bag.
0:18.6	The 93X Half-ass morning show.
0:22.8	Ninety-N-Three.
0:25.8	The first ever Florida man games were held over the weekend.
0:29.1	They're like any other sport, except you have to fail a drug test.
0:33.0	New York City subway surfers were recently caught having sex on top of a moving
0:38.6	MTA train.
0:40.4	Well I certainly hope they both got off of the same stop.
0:44.0	Let me just say something, this is important, I want all the kids to hear this.
0:48.0	That's incredibly stupid and don't do that.
0:51.0	But also, wow.
0:54.1	The fast food chain Wendy's
0:55.7	has announced that we'll experiment
0:57.0	with a new surge pricing menu next year,
0:59.4	so a burger may cost a dollar more during the lunch rush and $40 more at 3 a.m.
1:06.0	It is Wednesday my dude.
1:08.0	Showtime. Come on now. Now. Welcome everyone to our little radio program the 93X
1:25.4	half-fast warning show. Word is Cubby. The word is we we're gonna have to endure
1:31.1	one day of actual winter today.
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