And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right, have you ever looked at a guinea pig and thought to yourself,

I bet that would be a delicious ice cream flavor?

If you answered yes, great news.

A woman in Ecuador, she's been selling hundreds of guinea pig flavored ice cream

cones a day. And they believe that it's about to take off worldwide. I'm not sure who they are,

but I think they're wrong. By the way, if you're wondering, yes, it is made with real guinea pig.

We'll cover that later. I'm not even kidding. Now, not to be outdone, a Dutch company. They just launched a tortilla

chip flavored to taste like a 9-volt battery. Unlike the guinea pig ice cream, the tortilla

chips not made with real 9-volt batteries. And that might be about the only thing. So I can taste

electric. It tastes like basically everyone's put the tongue on a 9-volt battery.

None of us have said, boy, that's delicious.

But that particular sensation is what they're trying to recreate through various spices, et cetera, et cetera.

Now, while both of these products are entirely unnecessary, they're also easy to avoid.

But that's not always the case sometimes

you get something in your mouth that you've never planned on in my case uh baby puke baby pee

dog sneezes thank you molly and toilet water immediately come to mind on a personal level

now none of these were an experience i wanted but they were experiences that i had

and i know i'm not alone look sometimes we voluntarily take None of these were an experience I wanted, but they were experiences that I had.

And I know I'm not alone.

Look, sometimes we voluntarily take a bite or sip of something.

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