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Check! Banana! Banana's Foster! That's it, you're new check sound? Yeah, I don't see why it has to be check one too. Why not say something people want to hear about? Banana's Foster, Flambé, Cherries, Jubilee. What is that what people want to hear about? I just don't think it's the professional thing.

Can I get a mic check? You're like check one, two, three. Why not oatmeal, beef, head steak. This head steak sounds Irish. A hundred presents in the, yeah. Female comic, Sheeim's Irish cuisine, cuisine number four fathers and it's a mood. Irish probably are my four father. Oh, I cannot wait. Having nothing to do with Ireland. I cannot wait to tee off on my bottom of a cob. I'm so excited.

You have to get through a whole episode before you can do that. I know you folks are going to get it. Oh, I can't wait! I'll give you a hint. It involves something tasty. You'll never get. If you got it, I would kill myself because I'd be like, oh no, Emily's omnipotent. All right, well folks, we're here. We're here for the questions and you're hearing this. I'm on the road and ticketsatalyzer.com.

Lots of ticket. We're going. These are all the shows we're making up. These are added shows. Yeah, so when you hear this, you're just about to go to Tempe and where's the other one? It's Tempe and something else that weekend. No, don't let them know how early we shoot. We filmed these. No, I'm saying when this comes out this week. It's today is the 16th. Well, I'm just saying it's the six. We don't talk about Valentine's Day. We already had it. Okay. I personally could not care less about Valentine's Day. And I'm

going to go to the other side. Even when I was single, I didn't care. And don't let other people getting like dyed roses and shitty carnations make you feel bad about being single. There's plenty of other ways to feel bad about it. Can you get Sierra anything? Could she eat chocolate? Yeah, what's her tooth situation? Yeah, isn't that the old wives' tale? Like milk until one month and then it's just solid foods and steak and get it right in trouble. We should have done a special Valentine's Day episode. Okay.

I'm sorry about that. Every week of this show is Valentine's Day. Everyone has a bad partner. Kind of. I just here's the thing. Like you are. You're giving into look, I'm not the biggest like conspiracy theory.

Like, you know, I screw the system claw your way out of the matrix, but Valentine's Day, not unlike New Year's Eve. And I cover the topic of New Year's Eve in my new book, All Things Aside, which comes out in a very long time. But still.

You're just like begging for the opportunity. You're like, can I please pay more and get less and every like you're just if you just wait a couple weeks, you could have dinner cheaper and flowers. The idea is you should be giving your your loved one flowers all the time. You loved one your dead body flowers all the time.

Still a few more flowers make a holiday out of it. Okay. Okay. I'm just saying it's a scam that funeral flowers have to look a certain way because if you gave those to someone, they'd be like these are funeral flowers. And that's just another way big flower is gutting you.

Yeah. Wild flowers are just as acceptable help help me get Brenda server 74 says, I need help you guys. My husband and I both 47 live in Tampa and his mother lives in Delray Beach. We have two kids 11 and 14. My husband's mother, I'll call her Mima because she insisted the kids call her that divorced his father when he was five and she has lived on her own ever since.

She's 75. She decided she wants to move to Tampa to be closer to us, which would be more convenient for everyone. Here's a problem. She's super needy controlling attention seeking loves to play the victim.

Often tell stories about her health that have never been diagnosed by a doctor always has a better way to do things to put paint to it. She's annoying. She's a lot to handle when she comes for the weekend. My husband and I exhausted and it's time for her to leave. Her moving this way isn't an issue. She's harmless.

But she's going to be staying with us until she can find a place to live. Why is this every question lately? Just I don't just a bad economy. It's a bad housing market.

Just the thought of it gives me anxiety. It's not like I can delicately say.

I'm not.

No taxes. Everyone everyone's okay. All right. Hey, could you not could you just not be annoying while you're here. She's been a heavy smoker. Ever since she was 14 and it shows.

She's a host of medical problems. Some of them self diagnosed. She's going to be a lot to handle. Do you guys have any advice on how I can survive the undetermined amount of time? She's going to be staying with us. No. I know why is it always undetermined?

Why is it undetermined? Why do we keep getting questions like I got a bitch on wheels mother in law. She's coming to stay and I don't know how to handle her and my husband's just like yeah.

Load up. See you see you at our house and you never have to leave. This is like a common theme. First of all, you can limit her freedoms.

Just you can take a page of any oppressive regime start limiting her freedoms one by one. Mima you cannot smoke in the house. Mima you cannot smoke within a hundred feet of the house.

You know, then she's got to like maybe you know, is there a way to make the rules so oppressive that she doesn't want to stay there. Does she have to stay there? Does she truly have no money? If this woman is destitute, it's a little different. But you can always put a.

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