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Oi, yo, yo, well, ladies and gentlemen, she's back on American soil.

Her cane roof has arrived.

I am sitting with my best friend Roofing, cutting him fresh from Ireland.

If you listen to this podcast, Roof has given us some of our best moments, some of my best

life moments, and she has a new song out called Super Band. Soop. And say hi. Hi everybody.

It's Roof Ann again, Rudy, formerly known. Formerly known as Rudy. Just for those of you who

don't know, Roof Ann is the bridesmaid that might have engaged in a love cuddle with my rabbi.

That is a rumor. It's a rumor. It's a legend. It's a myth. It's a legend.

Allegedly, allegedly had a love cuddle with the rabbi at the wedding. Also, Roof, you're the first

person to ever talk about publicly sharding yourself on this podcast later to be followed by the

likes of Stasi Schroeder and some other people who have opened up their buttholes, so to speak,

and talked about public sharding. But you are the first. I like to break the ice, break the

shard ice, if you will. What is the most humiliating thing that you have done in front of your

new boyfriend, Ollie? I just feel like people are going to think I have like shit problems

for you. I mean, listen, I don't know from this story because every story in mine starts with I

was on medication. The shard story was met. It was the medication. Listen, I know that you have a

sensitive stomach because with antibiotics and the water here, when you moved here, you could not

drink chat water, learn that the hard way. It was water, it was water from the asshole the whole

time. Yes, I have the opposite problem where you clog up like you got the food baby. It's a real

thing. You've seen it. I wish could we swap first. I would rather be shitting myself in public, to be

honest. I mean, listen, what happened with Ollie was you know that this out of relationship is

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