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Top of the mother fucking morning. How the hell are you? I am doing wonderful. I have slept 11 hours

a night for the past week. I feel so alive, rejuvenated, and youthful. I can't even stand it.

My forehead crevice that was previously injected with Botox is coming back, but I feel okay about

it because I feel so alive. This is not popular to say, but Andrew travels a lot for work.

These work trips, these luxury work trips that make me want to vomit all over myself by the way.

It's like cool. I would be lucky if I got put up at a Glendale best western, maybe a Ramada

with a continental fucking breakfast of little miniseriel boxes and a whole fat yogurt. He's

staying in the Merv Griffin estate with a fuck, it's actually bigger than the Merv Griffin estate.

They were going to stay there, but it was bucked. There's 85 pools and helicopter pads in whatever.

I normally go back and forth with his work trips, but this time I was like, you know what?

I'm going to take a week and I'm just going to do me. I'm going to have a self-care no husband week.

And it was fan fucking tastic. As much as I love my husband and I really, really,

like totally love him, I'm like pretty sure we're going to make it. I would say like, I ask him

every single day. I'm like, how? Like, do you think that we'll get a divorce ever? And he's like

not on my watch. And I'm like, all right, first of all, like be cooler because it's just chill.

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