Reddit's Biggest Regrets | Reading Reddit Stories
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🗓️ 25 November 2023
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Today they FRICKED up my dude.
0:00-0:52 Intro
0:53-5:37 TIFU by talking to NPH https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zr1yr7/tifu_by_talking_to_neil_patrick_harris/
5:38-11:32 TIFU by telling a student I'd bang his dad https://www.rareddit.com/r/tifu/comments/175e3yc/tifu_by_telling_a_student_id_bang_his_dad/
11:33-24:30 TIFU by paintballing my boss in the head https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zv2uhr/tifu_by_repeatedly_shooting_my_boss_in_the_head/
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26:31-32:58 TIFU by reading about gay penguins https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/5nqv4t/tifu_by_reading_about_gay_penguins_to_my_baptist/
32:59-38:02 TIFU by admiring a tattoo https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/3e8p0f/tifu_by_admiring_a_tattoo_at_the_climbing_gym/
38:03-44:24 TIFU because I waked and baked https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/16toqtr/tifu_bc_i_waked_and_baked/
44:25-55:32 TIFU by faking a British accent https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/nbau1r/tifu_by_faking_a_british_accent_for_12_years/
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| 0:00.0 | It is time for some Reddit stories about people who have messed up today. |
| 0:05.7 | I'm Shane, and my guest today are Tommy and Courtney. |
| 0:10.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:10.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:12.9 | So, like I said, the theme for today is all from the subreddit Tifu or Today I Fricked Up, so to say. Have you fricked up today? I don't think I've fricked up today yet. I fricked up. I had to get gas this morning and I was late. I freaked up. I'm almost out of gas and I didn't get gas. Uh-oh. I actually am also almost out of gas. I'm going to have to |
| 0:39.3 | stop and get gas out. Okay, well only one of us can |
| 0:41.4 | get gas. We show up to the gas station. |
| 0:47.3 | We're both fighting over one spot. |
| 0:49.4 | All right, let's just go. |
| 0:51.7 | Let's do it. |
| 0:53.6 | This first one comes from, I think all of these come from the subreddit today I fucked up. |
| 0:58.2 | So first story, today I fucked up by talking to Neil Patrick Harris. |
| 1:04.2 | Oh, well, there's your mistake right there. |
| 1:05.6 | Yeah, there you go. |
| 1:07.7 | My kids are off school for the holidays, so I took them to the local trampoline park today. When we got there, I looked around and noticed a familiar face. I look a little closer, and I realize it's Neil Patrick Harris there with one of his kids. We live near Los Angeles, so it's not uncommon to spot a celeb. In fact, I've seen Neil Patrick Harris out in about once before. I went over to him, excited to tell him how much our family recently enjoyed 8-bit Christmas. Good movie, by the way, worth a watch for 80s-notties kids. So I say, hey, are you Neil Patrick Harris? I ask. He smiles. No, but I get that a lot. I am an actor, though. Me, disappointed in assuming he's in community theater or something. Oh, really? What have you been in? |
| 1:48.0 | Him politely. Well, I've been Ice Man in all of the X-Men movies. Immediately I realized that the reason he looked familiar was because he is Sean Ashmore. He does indeed play Ice Man in the X-Men franchise and is also lamplighter in |
| 2:02.3 | the boys. So I pretty much made an ass of myself. To his credit, he was extremely cool about it. |
| 2:07.7 | Seemed like a genuinely nice guy. But lesson learned, I probably won't try to talk to celebrities |
| 2:12.4 | anymore. I have seen Sean Ashmore in an audition, but I recognize him as Iceman. |
| 2:18.3 | Yeah, he does look, he kind of looks like Neil Patrick Harris. |
| 2:21.3 | Like, literally there's only one person in my mind as Neil Patrick Harris, and I would not. |
| 2:25.3 | That's so interesting. Well, you fucked up, dude. What the fuck? |
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