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Not Getting Married Today | Reading Reddit Stories

Smosh Reads Reddit Stories

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2023

⏱️ 76 minutes

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And don't tell Paul, but I'm not getting married today.


0:00-0:55 Intro

0:56-10:39 Asked my gf's father for permission to propose https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheEx/comments/16zr5hn/aita_for_asking_my_26m_gfs22f_father_his_blessing/

10:40-24:11 I refused to sign my marriage license https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/170vz1q/i_28f_refused_to_sign_my_marriage_license_at_my/

24:12-25:19 Sponsor!

25:20-54:37 My fiance made a comment about my late wife https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/17dknvk/aitah_if_i_call_off_my_engagement_because_of_a/?share_id=5P9W9xqQd5QV4YDww1rua&utm_content=2&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1

54:38-1:11:24 My bf said he wants to establish traditional gender roles https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1773tz1/my_25f_boyfriend_33m_suddenly_told_me_he_wants_to/

1:11:25-1:15:56 I accidentally got married at the UPS store https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/muc3ze/tifu_by_accidentally_getting_married_at_the_ups/


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome back to more Reddit stories. I'm Shane and today I'm joined by Chance and Arasha.

0:06.2

Welcome and guys before we get into this I need to let you know this Friday is our big live show,

0:13.5

the funeral of Anthony Padilla, also known as the roast of Anthony Padilla. It's going to be brutal. Get your tickets at the link below.

0:22.6

Now let's get into these Reddit stories. The theme today is not getting married today, which is a Sondheim reference.

0:32.6

I've been told.

0:34.6

You didn't know. You did not know that. I don't know musicals. What we're going to be dealing with today is relationship drama. It's time to handle it before you take that next step, but it's at those moments when you're about to take that next step that often things go. Yeah. You're simmering. Yeah. Yeah, you can't ignore it any longer. Well, let's see how this goes. Okay. First one comes from, am I the asshole? It also got posted on to am I the X? Am I the X? Am I the X? Is a subreddit for people who do not realize they've probably been broken up with already.

1:11.1

Oh no.

1:12.6

Like they're writing the story like, oh, my girlfriend's so mad at me and she, she packed all her stuff and she said she's moving out of state and I haven't seen her in a week, but I hope things work out.

1:20.6

It's like, no, you guys are broken up.

1:22.6

Am I the asshole for asking my girlfriend's father his blessing to propose doesn't seem so bad no uh so

1:30.2

so 26 year old man his girlfriend is 22 okay first of all sorry for any mistakes english is a second

1:36.6

language and i'm still processing what just happened so i've been dating my girlfriend for a bit more than a

1:41.6

year she's the perfect girl for me she's hot caring and smart. We both love each other very much. I've been thinking about proposing for a while. My girlfriend is almost done with school and I have a good job with a lot of savings. Since we're visiting her hometown for the week, I thought this week would be a good moment to ask her father for his blessing. I've only met with her family a couple of times since they live in another city, but they never seem to have a problem with me.

2:05.6

Her father is pretty easy going, so while we don't have much in common, I wasn't really scared of his reaction, only a bit nervous.

2:11.6

This afternoon, while my girlfriend was out with old friends, I sat down with him and asked him if I'd have his blessing to marry

2:18.1

his daughter. He looked really awkward and confused and asked me a couple of times if I was being

2:23.5

serious. I explained that I was, that I loved his daughter very much and would make sure she never

2:29.0

needs anything. He said something along the lines of, whoa, I don't know what to say.

2:34.7

I was not expecting that.

2:36.4

We were silent for a bit, and he left the room.

2:39.4

I was disappointed to say the least, but still had hopes to convince him.

2:43.0

My girlfriend came back soon after and received a phone call from her mother, who told her I asked my girlfriend's dad for his blessing.

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