Welcome back to more dumb Reddit stories. I'm Shane and our guest today. Keith and Noah.

Man, solid duo. I'm shocked this has not happened yet.

How are you guys feeling? I feel great. Can we just we matched but not on purpose. Yeah, it always

happens. It's like our periods are synced.

I don't like that.

This is where we're starting.

Noah, I know you at least used to be on Reddit a lot.

I remember you were kind of the first person who told me about Reddit years ago, and then

I kind of got hooked on it, unfortunately. Yeah, back when we first were working at that company that is so happy they're dead. They used to tell us to do work, and then I used to not do it, and instead go on Reddit, and then tell everyone about what I was reading about. But now ever since this show, I've stopped doing Reddit because it's more fun to watch the show than to go on the Reddit.

Yeah, I like to think that we sacrifice by actually reading Reddit and then we just give people the fun stories to hear and they don't have to do the rest of it.

And Keith, you don't go on Reddit.

Yeah, I don't read.

Okay, well, we've got some weird ones today.

I think a lot of these were picked based on the titles being really funny.

I think these are going to be fun for you guys.

All right, let's begin.

This comes from Our Confession.

I controlled my neighbor's TV for six months from my phone and made him sell the TV.

Now I regret it.

Last year, I had an asshole neighbor who always would be playing loud music, be rude to everyone,

and not pick up his dog's shit when they would go for walks right outside the building.

The dog had a barking problem, too, but I'm not hating on the dog.

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