[REDACTED] Is In The Epstein Files?! | Your Mom's House Ep. 848

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Relationships, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.7 • 23.7K Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2026

⏱️ 66 minutes

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SPONSORS: Go to https://Quince.com/mom for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Switch now at https://MINTMOBILE.com/mom. Head to https://factormeals.com/ymh50off and use code ymh50off to get 50 percent off and free breakfast for a year. Get organized, refreshed, and back on track this new year for WAY less. Head to https://Wayfair.com right now to shop all things home. Check out the world premiere of "Manhood" at SXSW this March https://Schedule.sxsw.com/2026/films/... For more information on "Manhood" and Outerboro Films visit https://Outerboro.tv Tom Segura joins Christina P via Zoom this week and the mommies waste no time getting completely stupid. This episode has it all: the absolutely unhinged viral Nicole Curtis “fart n-word” clip, a fresh dose of Safety Larry doing what Safety Larry does best, and Fancy Chef stepping into the pizza review game like a true culinary king, and a revelation about a certain comedian being in the Epstein files that that us laughing our shirts off. Plus the mommies get horrible or hilarious, shame some TikTards, and update each other on their respective periods. Keep featherin’ it, follow proto, and enjoy the slop. Your Mom’s House Ep. 848 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:11 - Tom's Cute Face 00:07:03 - Hamster Funeral 00:16:04 - Opening Clip: Fart N-Word 00:27:38 - Period Update 00:28:52 - [Redacted] Is In The Epstein Files 00:30:52 - Safety Larry 00:44:34 - Horrible Or Hilarious 00:49:21 - Dick Doc + Heated Rivalry 00:51:18 - Fancy Chef Pizza Review 00:55:08 - Clip: My White Stuff 00:56:07 - TikToks 01:03:59 - Wrap Up 01:04:34 - Closing Song - "Cucumber" by Ramsay McQueen Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome.
0:02.0	Welcome to your mom's house.
0:09.0	Oh, look at that face.
0:13.0	Yes, ma'am.
0:14.0	How you doing, Fart N-Word?
0:16.0	I hope we were rolling.
0:22.6	Um,
0:23.0	how great is fart N-word?
0:25.2	I can't stop watching it.
0:27.4	I've been watching it.
0:28.3	And now there's so many people that haven't seen it, you know?
0:33.1	We have to share.
0:34.1	I think they're probably just going like, well, I have it.
0:36.7	If you want me to share it, I will.
0:38.9	Of course.
0:41.7	Dude, your face looks great.
0:44.8	Does it?
0:45.5	Your face looks great.
0:48.2	You got great.
0:49.3	Look at that pretty mouth.
0:51.9	I never get to see that.
0:54.0	I know it's so strange to me. You have like such a pretty mouth. I never get to see that. I know it's so strange to me. You have like such a pretty face. You think I'm a pretty lady? No, I don't. How much of a storm do you think you're going to cause on the inner webs for not having a beard right now? Do you feel like it's all people are talking about? Well, in our world. Is it bigger than fart, N-word? It's not bigger be a thing. It's going to be a thing. Well, in our world.
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