Topping From The Bottom w/ Ian Fidance | Your Mom's House Ep. 847
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom Segura
4.7 • 23.7K Ratings
🗓️ 18 February 2026
⏱️ 78 minutes
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| 0:43.0 | So, and then I was like... You can just roll. Let's just start. |
| 0:45.0 | Yeah, just keep talking. So sorry. So say what you're saying, and then I'll do the intro about alcohol. |
| 0:49.0 | No, I was just saying I was going to kill myself in 1997. |
| 0:52.9 | And then you interrupted. It's fine. How are you, man? It's so good to see you. 97, you're going to kill yourself? No, no. No. No. Have you ever tried? Yeah, yeah. How old were you? Why am I age exclusive? I'll tell you the story. I was 14, and, you know, my mother, I was, my parents are immigrant from |
| 1:12.9 | Hungary. Long story short, they divorced. My mother's schizophrenic. My dad's an alcoholic sex addict and I |
| 1:18.3 | was ping pong between the two of them. So at the time I'm 14, I'm out of my mind. Of course. |
| 1:23.7 | So I did what most girls do is the cutting stuff and then one day I just, I had like a total psychotic break, like a break. And I had a nervous breakdown and I was like, ah, just blood, blood, blood. Yeah. And then my mom sent me to Catholic school and then I was right as rain. And then Jesus saved you? He fucking did, dude. He fucking did. Did you become like super into God? No. I think I'm into that stuff now more like spirituality, not Christianity, but I believe in a God, yes. I was always led back. Wait, what about you? So tell me about your suicide attempt. Well, you know, my dad died in 93. I was eight and then I was like forced to go to therapy and all this stuff. And so I'm like, |
| 2:03.0 | yeah, because it was like, what do you do with this kid that's like going insane? You know, |
| 2:06.5 | no one knew what to do with me. And I was bouncing around a lot between different like family |
| 2:10.4 | members houses and everything. And I, it was like, it was such a I want attention attempt.. Of course. You know, I think I was like 13. Of course. And I tied a bathrobe, uh, uh, belt around my neck and the door handle. And I just ran and. You don't have it. Wow. I had scissors in my hand so I could cut it out. So it's like, clearly, I didn't fully want to do it, you know? And then like one time going to therapy, I was with my mom and my grandfather and we had just left and I jumped out in front of a car. Wow. It was like, and then I don't think God saved me. I'm trying to think of what saved. I don't know. |
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