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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Topping From The Bottom w/ Ian Fidance | Your Mom's House Ep. 847

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Relationships, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.723.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2026

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

SPONSORS: Make sure to subscribe to the YMH Behind the Jeans Newsletter. Drops every Sunday at 12pm! https://YMHStudios.com/BehindTheJeans Check out the new show from Ian Fidance "IAN DO: AN ODD GUY DOIN ODD JOBS" new episodes every other Tuesday! https://youtube.com/@IanFidanceComedy For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/YMH. Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at https://shopify.com/ymh Go to http://helixsleep.com/YMH for 27% Off Sitewide. This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina P is joined by comedian Ian Fidance for a no-holds-barred conversation that swings wildly between trauma, sexuality, spirituality, parenting, and some of the most cool guys we've seen on the algo. Ian also plugs his new show "Ian Do: An Odd Guy Doing Odd Jobs" that is out now on the YMH Studios Network! Ian opens up about growing up with grief, anger, and confusion, sharing brutally honest stories about mental health, addiction, sexuality, and learning how to feel emotions without self-destruction. Christina matches him beat for beat, reflecting on immigrant parenting, generational trauma, shame, and the terrifying responsibility of raising emotionally healthy kids.From bottoming diets, trans Instagram thirst traps, and Epstein file conspiracies, to TikTok egg pranks, needle play, and deep dives into cult leaders, this episode is a chaotic masterclass in what happens when two hyper-self-aware comics refuse to censor themselves. There’s laughter, discomfort, unexpected warmth, and moments of real clarity about identity, attraction, power, shame, and why modern internet culture feels completely broken. Plus: ska music, parenting philosophy, fashion crimes, hotel hookups, gay cruising etiquette, and why shame might actually serve a purpose. Try it out! Your Mom’s House Ep. 847 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:24 - It's Just A Phase 00:08:55 - Opening Clip: Bottoming University 00:16:15 - Epstein Files, Spiritual Awakenings, & Cults 00:26:31 - Clip: Trans New Yorker 00:32:07 - Pulling Humans 00:37:26 - Clip: Old Muscle Guy 00:39:45 - Dating Dudes 00:44:36 - Clip: Adorable Face Enthusiast 00:46:46 - Clip: Old Lady Egg Prank 00:48:05 - Ian Takes Over The Show 00:50:38 - Clip: More Egg Prank 00:54:17 - Christina's Curations 01:04:35 - The Real Hunger Games 01:06:28 - Back To The TikToks 01:12:08 - Final Thoughts 01:16:14 - Closing Song -"I Bless Them All" by DJ Brad Pitt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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So, and then I was like... You can just roll. Let's just start.

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Yeah, just keep talking. So sorry. So say what you're saying, and then I'll do the intro about alcohol.

0:49.0

No, I was just saying I was going to kill myself in 1997.

0:52.9

And then you interrupted. It's fine. How are you, man? It's so good to see you. 97, you're going to kill yourself? No, no. No. No. Have you ever tried? Yeah, yeah. How old were you? Why am I age exclusive? I'll tell you the story. I was 14, and, you know, my mother, I was, my parents are immigrant from

1:12.9

Hungary. Long story short, they divorced. My mother's schizophrenic. My dad's an alcoholic sex addict and I

1:18.3

was ping pong between the two of them. So at the time I'm 14, I'm out of my mind. Of course.

1:23.7

So I did what most girls do is the cutting stuff and then one day I just, I had like a total psychotic break, like a break. And I had a nervous breakdown and I was like, ah, just blood, blood, blood. Yeah. And then my mom sent me to Catholic school and then I was right as rain. And then Jesus saved you? He fucking did, dude. He fucking did. Did you become like super into God? No. I think I'm into that stuff now more like spirituality, not Christianity, but I believe in a God, yes. I was always led back. Wait, what about you? So tell me about your suicide attempt. Well, you know, my dad died in 93. I was eight and then I was like forced to go to therapy and all this stuff. And so I'm like,

2:03.0

yeah, because it was like, what do you do with this kid that's like going insane? You know,

2:06.5

no one knew what to do with me. And I was bouncing around a lot between different like family

2:10.4

members houses and everything. And I, it was like, it was such a I want attention attempt.. Of course. You know, I think I was like 13. Of course. And I tied a bathrobe, uh, uh, belt around my neck and the door handle. And I just ran and. You don't have it. Wow. I had scissors in my hand so I could cut it out. So it's like, clearly, I didn't fully want to do it, you know? And then like one time going to therapy, I was with my mom and my grandfather and we had just left and I jumped out in front of a car. Wow. It was like, and then I don't think God saved me. I'm trying to think of what saved. I don't know.

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