Milk Was a Bad Choice!

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2024

⏱️ 151 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired April 4, 2024: Zach Parise. Creative dying wishes. Everything you've ever wanted to know about biblical beatdowns.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:04.7	Celebrate Christmas in July with Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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0:14.9	Visit standard heating.com to discover all the goodies in Santa's bag.
0:18.6	The 93X Half-ass Morning Show.
0:22.4	93. X- half-ass morning show. 90, 3.
0:24.4	Er.
0:25.4	Happy National Burrito Day.
0:29.2	I have a drug dealer and he started using Venmo recently so he said hey next time you buy drugs from me in the
0:38.9	description don't put drugs. Just write a burrito. I was like, okay, sure. So I wrote in the description,
0:49.2	Burrito and then I sent him $400. Those burritos delicious, but it is filling.
0:55.0	What the hell, bro?
0:58.0	Hello neighbor.
0:59.0	Did you just throw a burrito at your window?
1:01.0	I believe I did.
1:02.0	What are you high or something? It's time for a great day.
1:05.0	Showtime.
1:07.0	National Burrito Day, he says, huh?
1:11.0	Today's the day.
1:12.0	I suppose that works for me.
1:15.0	Welcome everyone to the 93X Half-ass Morning Show.
1:18.0	I don't know, too bad National Burrito Day isn't a day off we could have all the five of us
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