Listen, it's the Bert show.

Chris Rock may have it twisted.

He once said that women can't go back financially and men cannot go back sexually.

So if you get all freaky, frake, frake,

with a dude, that's the new baseline for him.

In this case though, it's the girlfriend that isn't satisfied unless they continue

to get freaky. Mose got the email.

Hi, Bert show.

I'm hoping the ladies of the show can help me

with a slight relationship issue I'm having.

I'm starting to doubt my girlfriend's loyalty.

We've been together for over two years, and we had a rocky start to our relationship.

Within the first six months, I caught her emotionally cheating on me.

One day she left her watch at home and several romantic messages were coming in from a guy she was

working with at the time.

I confronted her, she swore that nothing physically was going on between them.

Ultimately, I decided to forgive her and move forward with our relationship.

Fast forward to a few weeks ago,

we went on a trip with three other couples.

My girlfriend was a little tipsy,

and she asked if we could both quote-unquote play piano with her best friend.

This wasn't odd because it's something we've done once before.

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