Red Carpet Rehab

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Talk Radio, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 14.6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Jackie sends her son to pacifier rehab, breaks down red carpet looks, pop culture happenings and has an existential life changing trip to Costco! Thank you for supporting my sponsors! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month GDEFY: Enjoy a special summer offer at www.gdefy.com and get $20 off your order of $100 or more with code Bible Happy Mammoth: For a limited time, you can get 15% off on your entire first order at www.happymammoth.com with the code JACKIE at checkout Naked Wines: To get 6 bottles of wine for $39.99 and join the Naked Wines community, head to www.NakedWines.com/bible Noom: Sign up for your trial today at www.Noom.com Squarespace: Save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain with code BIBLE at www.Squarespace.com/BIBLE

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0:00.0	I'm going to
0:05.0	Hey!
0:06.0	Hey!
0:07.0	Hey!
0:10.0	Hey! Take to everybody. I was not recording the first take. Tensions are high in the Schimmel-Hippen-Ha's household.
0:23.0	Jackie, what's going on?
0:25.0	Well, I'm going to tell you I am a woman on the verge of a mental breakdown.
0:29.0	Clyde, formerly known as Al-Klyda, actually currently known as Al-Qlydea, actually currently known as Al-Qida, is three days sober from the
0:37.7	pacifier. Here's what happened. I had to make the maternal executive decision that the pacifier had to go by by because it was becoming just such a crutch for him.
0:52.0	I also noticed that like speech development wise he's
0:55.3	speaking from the back of his throat. You know you go in a couple rogue Google
0:59.2	searches as a parent and then like you start diagnosing shit and then you start taking action.
1:05.0	Okay, at least that's what I do.
1:07.0	I started noticing that he was speaking really
1:10.0	from like the back of his throat,
1:12.0	so it's a lot of, ha-r-r- like he literally rolls his
1:14.7	r's and goes, and like hiss and stuff
1:17.7	which just could be like, you know,
1:19.3	his demonic upbringing.
1:21.5	But I think because he's been plugged up for so many months and it's
1:26.6	really become just such a crutch for him. Like I look around at the mommy and meet
1:32.3	classes or I look at the videos from the mommy and
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