Hey, Hi baby girl. Hi, hey hello. I am currently in Nashville just trying to keep solid

digestive movements because I'm a little nervioso about this show.

Here's the deal with Nashville.

The Nashville crowd is going to be fucking incredible.

I already know this, okay? I know that these are my people.

Here's the issue. So my best friend lives in Nashville and she is just this gracious,

highly esteemed, beautiful bacon of like joy and grace and I have no idea how we're so close

because I am an unhinged liability and she got a table for a bunch of people, people that I know socially, people that I've been to dinner parties with, people that I've lightly traveled with.

And you know, I'm not all caps Jackie all the time. I'm not at a dinner party calling somebody a fucking cunt. You know what I mean? Like I bury that deep in my soul. I, you know, do that in the privacy of my own home with the dead bolted doors, but I'm not like that all the time. It is the truth of who I am. It is my

authentic self, but I can hover at a six volume in mixed company.

So I've got all these people coming and I need to like emotionally and mentally prepare them because I'm not entirely sure that they understand or are going to be able to metabolize me being my altruistic

self, you know, on a stage in a in a leather green blazer spreading my legs and you know talking about endorsing

beastiality I just don't know how that's gonna land with the country music

crowd but regardless if you've got a ticket to that

Nashville show, you're getting more than you fucking bargained for. Just know that.

And honestly, I've lost a friend or two in these live shows I mean literally someone who's in my

wedding hasn't spoken to me since one of my shows because I made a joke that was just

a little it was triggering I don't really know I don't personally get it but you know

it is what it is that's my truth we're not going to go into that story because I promised myself I wouldn't

sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and

despite I've been drugging myself this whole week and let me tell you I have been having the foamy asleep.

Okay, I've got my CBD gummies and I take a hot bath goddess I am so geriatric. I've gone to sleep every single night

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