Reasons for Hope

The God Pod

God

Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2020

⏱️ 35 minutes

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After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I haven't worked since March 16 and now I'm a couple weeks away from finishing my first novel.
0:05.0	Ah, that's great. That's great. It's so funny that they think they're a couple weeks away.
0:12.0	Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. they're a couple weeks away. Welcome to Madness.
0:16.0	Welcome to Madness.
0:17.0	Welcome to the God Show.
0:20.0	I'm your host, The Lord Thy God.
0:22.0	I'm here with my co-host and
0:23.8	son Jesus Christ. Hey Jesus, how's it going?
0:26.2	Hello, co-host and Father, Dad. I'm good, how are you?
0:29.4	I'm good. I shaved my head this weekend.
0:32.2	What? Yeah. Wow. Yeah. good I shaved my head this weekend what yeah wow wow yeah in solidarity Jesus in
0:37.6	solidarity with all the humans that can't get haircuts man oh man I I hoo man seeing people shave their heads is interesting because then you see like the shape of their skull and
0:50.2	Can be a little disturbing sometimes I have a beautiful fully formed skull. It's wonderful. Of course you do.
0:56.0	It's perfection. Yeah, you are perfect. Yeah, I mean, it's a perfect divine skull. But I do look horrible, so you won't be seeing me out of the palace and if you do see me I'll be wearing a hat
1:10.8	Yes or a skull cap scall cap and yeah or why don't you get a Jesus wig so you can kind of look like me
1:17.6	so I can look like a dirty hippie? I wash my hair once or twice a week.
1:24.7	Yeah, what do you use in that hair to keep it so luscious and delicious, Jesus?
1:28.6	Maybeline.
1:29.6	Maybe she's born with it.
1:31.3	Yeah.
1:32.3	I always thought it was like herbal essences.
1:34.0	Your hair seems like an herbal essences type of hair.
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