God Responds To Anti-Mask Moron
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🗓️ 10 May 2020
⏱️ 28 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Thou shalt wear a mask, okay? It's not that big a deal. I'm wearing one right now. You can't even tell, but I'm wearing one. That's right, I wear them to record. |
| 0:10.0 | If you're going out in public to the supermarket or walking down a crowded street, just throw in a mask. |
| 0:17.0 | It's to protect yourself and others. |
| 0:20.0 | Don't compare yourself to Jews in the Holocaust or Japanese people being put into internment camps? |
| 0:27.0 | It's not the same thing. |
| 0:29.0 | Oh, for forks sake! Why are humans so stupid? |
| 0:34.0 | Holy crap! |
| 0:36.0 | Wow, you really are wearing a mask, huh? |
| 0:42.0 | Yeah, why aren't you? Uh, you really are wearing a mask, huh? Yeah, why aren't you? |
| 0:44.0 | Uh, you didn't get me one yet. |
| 0:46.0 | It's time to order me one. |
| 0:48.0 | Uh, order you one. |
| 0:49.0 | Don't you know how to find things? |
| 0:51.0 | Can't you just make a mask? Well I mean you went and ordered some I figured you would get one for me but whatever. |
| 0:57.6 | Yeah but don't you know how to sew and all that and like turn things into other things. |
| 1:03.0 | I do, I do. I guess I should do that to create a mask. |
| 1:07.0 | Your beard is not going to protect you. |
| 1:09.0 | God wears a face mask at all times, mofos. |
| 1:12.0 | You know, a lot of humans could learn from you. I'm not wears a face mask at all times, mofos. |
| 1:12.8 | You know, a lot of humans could learn from you. |
| 1:14.8 | We're actually hearing from a GOP lawmaker who says he won't wear a face mask |
| 1:19.8 | because you don't wear one, but you do. Right, do right just to smite him and spite him I'm wearing |
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