God Responds To Anti-Mask Moron

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🗓️ 10 May 2020

⏱️ 28 minutes

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0:00.0	Thou shalt wear a mask, okay? It's not that big a deal. I'm wearing one right now. You can't even tell, but I'm wearing one. That's right, I wear them to record.
0:10.0	If you're going out in public to the supermarket or walking down a crowded street, just throw in a mask.
0:17.0	It's to protect yourself and others.
0:20.0	Don't compare yourself to Jews in the Holocaust or Japanese people being put into internment camps?
0:27.0	It's not the same thing.
0:29.0	Oh, for forks sake! Why are humans so stupid?
0:34.0	Holy crap!
0:36.0	Wow, you really are wearing a mask, huh?
0:42.0	Yeah, why aren't you? Uh, you really are wearing a mask, huh? Yeah, why aren't you?
0:44.0	Uh, you didn't get me one yet.
0:46.0	It's time to order me one.
0:48.0	Uh, order you one.
0:49.0	Don't you know how to find things?
0:51.0	Can't you just make a mask? Well I mean you went and ordered some I figured you would get one for me but whatever.
0:57.6	Yeah but don't you know how to sew and all that and like turn things into other things.
1:03.0	I do, I do. I guess I should do that to create a mask.
1:07.0	Your beard is not going to protect you.
1:09.0	God wears a face mask at all times, mofos.
1:12.0	You know, a lot of humans could learn from you. I'm not wears a face mask at all times, mofos.
1:12.8	You know, a lot of humans could learn from you.
1:14.8	We're actually hearing from a GOP lawmaker who says he won't wear a face mask
1:19.8	because you don't wear one, but you do. Right, do right just to smite him and spite him I'm wearing
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