President Moron Is On Drugs

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🗓️ 24 May 2020

⏱️ 26 minutes

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0:00.0	Say yes to your life and when it comes to drugs and alcohol just say no.
0:07.0	I'm taking it hydroxide work.
0:10.0	Right now, yeah, because I think it's good. I've heard a lot of good stories.
0:13.2	Just say no. I'm tanking it, hydroxyloric when. Just say no. I'm tanking it. Just say no.
0:19.2	Welcome back to the God Show humans. I'm the Lord thy God and I'm here with my
0:27.2	son and best friend Jesus Christ.
0:30.5	A that's so nice. Hey Jesus, how's it going?
0:33.0	It's great to be back with you.
0:35.0	This is quickly becoming, you know, my favorite time of the week.
0:38.0	Oh, yeah, it's a good time, Best Friends.
0:42.0	And we're the two best friends that anybody has seen.
0:45.0	So this week in the news, the car crash that is the Trump presidency
0:52.0	had another epic moment.
0:54.4	I mean how does this guy keep topping himself when it comes to stupidity Jesus?
0:58.2	How does he keep doing it?
0:59.6	It's amazing!
1:00.6	Well when you're that stupid there's just no bottom to the stupidity.
1:03.7	I think that's how it happened again this week, Jesus, give me the headline.
1:07.0	Well, this week, Trump has claimed he's been taking hydroxychlorquin to prevent COVID-19.
1:14.0	He admitted that he's taking experimental drugs for no reason other than his gut instinct.
1:23.2	Play the tape, Jesus.
1:25.0	The front line workers, many, many are taking it.
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