Reality Is For Losers
Almost Adulting with Violet Benson
Violet Benson
4.8 • 4.1K Ratings
🗓️ 27 September 2022
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Summary
BE DELUSIONAL.
Today Violet teaches you to choose yourself first, whether it's being delusional that everything will work out or changing your perspective on what you reality is. Violet believes that every day you have a choice. So TODAY why not choose to be delusional??!! and choose to change your life.
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| 0:00.0 | Being realistic is for losers, because the truth of the matter is we create our own reality. |
| 0:05.2 | How you speak to yourself matters, because your words become your thoughts and your thoughts become your action. |
| 0:10.7 | It's file events and your favorite meme queen in the big said you didn't ask for but |
| 0:15.1 | beat up. Welcome to almost adulting. |
| 0:18.9 | Almost to a adulting. |
| 0:20.5 | I'm just a adulting. |
| 0:23.2 | Are you ready? |
| 0:24.6 | Hey cuties and welcome to brand new. |
| 0:27.0 | Tuesday episode and almost adulting with me your host your best friend always. |
| 0:34.1 | I mean you better put me before you put your mother like I better be first. |
| 0:37.9 | If you have a newborn like who cares you just met that guy like you better be putting me first. |
| 0:43.9 | I am your best friend your big sister in your host Vile Events and welcome to the last week |
| 0:50.3 | of September. The last week that we're checking in and we're figuring out our mental health. |
| 0:55.3 | So you better fix your mental health this week because October I'm not taking care of you anymore |
| 1:02.5 | you know October is all about cold month. Basically if you're not taking care of your mental health by |
| 1:06.6 | October you may accidentally join a cult after listening to my podcast. So make sure you're in |
| 1:11.0 | top notch. So go ahead and relisten to a bunch of my soul episodes to really get you in your prime |
| 1:16.7 | mental health state before we move forward with cold month because that one's going to be intense |
| 1:21.8 | and I'm so excited for it. Not only that I even like figured out all my two's episodes. So aside |
| 1:27.0 | from you guys you know I'll fuck it I'll just tell you aside from next month you'll get to hear |
| 1:32.8 | interviews from top people from the cult children of God Scientology the cult NXIVM and then we're |
| 1:44.1 | going to talk about the cult and then of the month of pop culture the Kim Kardashian cult how they |
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