And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Miloronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. America and everyone who trusts their children in college. Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show.

I'm Larry Miller but in a way aren't we all?

And boy is it beautiful here today? I'm not on

milleronia and there are reasons for that I'll tell you but Colonel Jeff and I are in

the studio in my house on the mainland and oh it's just so beautiful here though and yes that

music makes me feel even more beautiful if that's possible. But you know what? I love that music and so does

Colonel Jeff. And of course that's the Dean Martin Orchestra and the Stella

Stevens dancers featuring Boytenor Brad Simpson asking the musical question

if you apply for a job as a cab driver will they hire you if you have a checkered past?

Yes, Brad, yes, they will.

That's a terrific question by the way.

It's fun, it's witty.

But yeah, even if you have to check it past, if you apply for a job as a cab driver,

will they hire you?

Yes.

And I think the evidence of that is that as you all know and as Colonel Jeff New too, anyone gets hired today.

I think that's kind of it, especially as Cabbies, anyone will be hired as a

car. Charles Manson would be hired today.

Someone from Jupiter would be hired today,

and that's the way it goes.

So you know, you don't even have to look at the odd name with the strange letters in it on the license on the dashboard as you get in that cab just glance of the driver and you you know, you'll be thinking

oh no, no, that's, oh man.

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