Do Not Rub The Bald Man's Head!
Larry Miller Show
Jeff Fox
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 31 August 2017
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
Larry returns from dropping his son off at college with a stern warning for all mascots -- do not rub the bald man's head! And Larry recites the epic Emerson poem Alphonso of Castille and talks about the classic college football movie Rudy. http://LarryMillerShow.com
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| 0:00.0 | And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Miloronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who's always wanted to take a kid to college. Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show. |
| 0:39.6 | I'm Larry Miller but in a way aren't we all and boy is it ever beautiful here and not on the |
| 0:46.8 | island of milleronia and I'll tell you why it has something to do with a kid at |
| 0:51.9 | college but I'll tell you soon it's just |
| 0:54.9 | gorgeous here it's been so hot here on the mainland in Southern California and |
| 1:00.5 | crazy hot I mean not funny hot, not even joking around hot. There's no |
| 1:08.6 | it's hot. There's hot and then really hot and then oh come on and this is like Iraq hot and not with all the laughs of course but you know |
| 1:20.5 | It's it's very very hot. But it feels wonderful and to hear that music, oh boy, it gives me in Colonel Jeff just a great feeling. And that is no kidding around of course that's the J Thomas Orchestra |
| 1:36.5 | and the Jeannie Rousseau de Clarin's dancers featuring Boytenor Edward Starkman asking the musical question, |
| 1:44.8 | Is it true that Ducks once had a union and its first president was Mallard P. Philmore? |
| 1:51.0 | Well, you know what Edward that question is so sweet and witty the only |
| 1:58.6 | answer is yes it absolutely is Sometimes there are questions like that, folks, |
| 2:05.1 | and the answer with a big smile is just yes. |
| 2:08.8 | And Colonel Jeff agreed with me on that one. |
| 2:11.4 | So you know what, Edward? Is it true that Ducks once had a |
| 2:14.4 | union and its first president was Mallard P. Phil Moore? Yes. In fact, |
| 2:21.1 | Colonel Jeff and I was so smiling and happy about that question. |
| 2:25.9 | We actually spent a couple of minutes trying to think of another one with Ducks. |
| 2:29.3 | We couldn't come up with one. |
| 2:30.3 | And by the way, please send one if you do. |
| 2:33.0 | Everyone out there, we said, |
| 2:35.0 | what are the feathers called? |
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