Ready Worker One

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7 • 935 Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2019

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Listen up, you hogs: for those of you who missed the live show in London on May 30, please enjoy this recording. Riley (@raaleh), Hussein (@HKesvani), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), and Nate (@inthesedeserts) are joined by special guest and TF original Charlie Palmer (@cfppalmer) for a night of apps for loan sharks, philanthropy for space villains, and a game of pong played against an electrified shelf. You’ll love it! If you like this show, sign up to the Patreon and get a second free episode each week! You’ll also get access to our Discord server, where good opinions abound. https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture *LIVE SHOW ALERT* On June 15, we’ll perform at Wolfson College Bar (Wolfson College, Cambridge CB3 9BB) in Cambridge. The show starts at 8:30 pm, so be there and be ready to hear about Gundams. Tickets are £8 for students and £10 for general admission: https://www.tickettext.co.uk/trashfuture-podcast/trashfuture-live-in-cambridge-15062019/ *COMEDY KLAXON*: Come to Milo’s regular comedy night on June 5 at The Sekforde (34 Sekforde Street London EC1R 0HA), This show also starts at 8 pm and features Alfie Brown and Mark Watson. Tickets are £5—sign up here: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/smoke-comedy-featuring-alfie-brown-tickets-61860825394 Also: you can commodify your dissent with a t-shirt from http://www.lilcomrade.com/, and what’s more, it’s mandatory if you want to be taken seriously. Do you want a mug to hold your soup? Perhaps you want one with the Trashfuture logo, which is available here: https://teespring.com/what-if-phone-cops#pid=659&cid=102968&sid=front

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0:00.0	Hi, friends, Nate here.
0:02.3	Please enjoy this live recording of us performing at the Star of Kings on May 30th.
0:07.8	And just bear in mind, if you like hearing live shows, we've got another one coming up on 15 June at Wolfson College at Cambridge University.
0:15.3	Look for a link to purchase tickets in the description.
0:18.3	Thanks and enjoy.
0:35.2	Thank you. purchase tickets in the description. Thanks and enjoy. First of all, hi, and thank you for coming to the Trash Future live show.
0:38.5	Give yourselves all the pat on the back for making it out on a lovely evening.
0:42.1	Thanks, everyone.
0:43.1	Thank you for being here.
0:45.1	However, before we get into the normal content about how we live in hell,
0:49.0	we first have a special announcement from the trash future rationality correspondent Brendan
0:55.2	O'Neill.
1:00.4	Brendan's very sorry that he can't be here tonight.
1:04.5	He's getting some medical treatment for the fact that his head is a butternut squash.
1:08.9	But through me, he'll be addressing you all.
1:12.1	Now, recently the chattering classes of this once great nation have been taking to the
1:17.4	internet to defend one of the most dangerous foes to freedom and civility in British
1:21.3	politics.
1:22.3	That's right, dear readers, I speak of course of the strawberry milkshake.
1:27.3	It all began when a rabid Trotsky-I Corbinista threw the milky fruit-flavored refreshment
1:32.3	over the far-right campaigner Tommy Robinson.
1:34.6	Now don't get me wrong.
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