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*Preview* Islamic Republic of Seinfeld feat. Sina Rahmani

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TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7935 Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2019

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

America desperately wants to go to war with Iran, so much that it's willing to engineer some extremely fake circumstances under which it can claim to be the victim of aggression. Why is that? Well, according to Bret Stephens, it's because they hate Ben Franklin, or something. To discuss this, we bring on Sina Rahmani (@UrOrientalist), host of the The East is a Podcast, and ask him why the US can't seem to stop broadcasting its war horniness.  If you want to hear the whole episode, subscribe to the Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/27222557 *LIVE SHOW ALERT* On June 15, we’ll perform at Wolfson College Bar (Wolfson College, Cambridge CB3 9BB) in Cambridge. The show starts at 8:30 pm, so be there and be ready to hear about Gundams. Tickets are £8 for students and £10 for general admission: https://www.tickettext.co.uk/trashfuture-podcast/trashfuture-live-in-cambridge-15062019/ *COMEDY KLAXON*: Come to Milo’s regular comedy night on June 5 at The Sekforde (34 Sekforde Street London EC1R 0HA), This show also starts at 8 pm and features Alfie Brown and Mark Watson. Tickets are £5—sign up here: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/smoke-comedy-featuring-alfie-brown-tickets-61860825394

Transcript

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0:00.0

So, Sina, all of this is going on.

0:18.4

The U.S. is continuing to stumble over its dick as the most clearly

0:22.1

incompetent globe-estriding military empire ever.

0:25.9

Why are they doing this?

0:27.3

Why does Iran just keep pissing them off?

0:29.7

Well, that's a very good question.

0:32.4

Sadly, sadly, Iran is a threat to the U.S.

0:36.7

But threat to the U.S. is not actually the full sentence.

0:41.8

It's a threat to the U.S. Empire.

0:44.8

Okay?

0:45.1

This is the first thing.

0:46.1

This is what you have to understand.

0:47.3

Iran, sure, it is a threat.

0:49.4

It's a threat to something that exists purely in the brains of American war planners, politicians,

0:57.2

and like the pundit class, which is the untrammeled power of American empire to go and do whatever

1:03.9

it wants. Right. So Iran, with the country being over 80 million, a very large country, a

1:09.6

sizable portion of West Asia, has for the last

1:13.6

40 years just simply said no, right? American hegemony has stopped with sort of, has been checked

1:20.3

in a sense by Iran in purely the literal sense, in the sense that the U.S. has bases everywhere in the region,

1:28.5

has bases essentially all over the region, the Middle East that is, and that includes the Gulf as

1:33.7

well, except for Iran, right? This is a big, big problem for the U.S., right? So all of you have

1:40.7

probably seen the sort of graphic like, how could Iran place itself in the middle of our bases, right, with all the sort of bases?

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