Give These Mugs a Thong-Slap feat. Andrew Law

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7 • 935 Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2019

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Damn, it sure looks like Australia had its UK Labour in 2015 moment this past week, in which the centre-left party favoured to win has instead snatched defeat from the jaws of victory. Why did the Coalition win? Why does Bill Shorten want to get rid of the weekend? Why does every Australian deserve a go? In this episode, Riley (@raaleh), Hussein (@HKesvani), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Nate (@inthesedeserts) asked Australia expert Andrew Law (@IllyBocean) of the Boonta Vista podcast to explain it to us. We also discuss Theresa May’s resignation and much, much more. If you like this show, sign up to the Patreon and get a second free episode each week! You’ll also get access to our Discord server, where good opinions abound. https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture You should also support Boonta Vista on Patreon! They’re a great show and we extremely appreciate them: https://www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *LIVE SHOW ALERT* We’ll be performing once again at the Star of Kings in Kings Cross (126 York Way, Kings Cross, London N1 0AX) on Thursday, May 30 at 7:30 pm. Get your tickets here and return to the podcasting basement! https://www.tickettext.co.uk/trashfuture-podcast/trashfuture-live-30052019/ *ADDITIONAL LIVE SHOW ALERT* On June 15, we’ll perform at Wolfson College Bar (Wolfson College, Cambridge CB3 9BB) in Cambridge. The show starts at 8:30 pm, so be there and be ready to hear about Gundams. Tickets are £8 for students and £10 for general admission: https://www.tickettext.co.uk/trashfuture-podcast/trashfuture-live-in-cambridge-15062019/ *COMEDY KLAXON*: Come to Milo’s regular comedy night on June 5 at The Sekforde (34 Sekforde Street London EC1R 0HA), This show also starts at 8 pm and features Alfie Brown and Mark Watson. Tickets are £5—sign up here: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/smoke-comedy-featuring-alfie-brown-tickets-61860825394 Also: you can commodify your dissent with a t-shirt from http://www.lilcomrade.com/, and what’s more, it’s mandatory if you want to be taken seriously. Do you want a mug to hold your soup? Perhaps you want one with the Trashfuture logo, which is available here: https://teespring.com/what-if-phone-cops#pid=659&cid=102968&sid=front

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hello, everyone.
0:01.2	Just a heads up.
0:02.1	We've got a great episode for you with Andy from Bonte Vista.
0:04.8	However, our live show in London is this week, Thursday night 7.30 p.m.,
0:09.9	the Star of Kings and Kings Cross.
0:11.7	Tickets are still available, and you can get them at the link in the description.
0:14.7	Hope to see you there and enjoy this episode. Hello.
0:32.9	Welcome to Trash Future.
0:35.6	Today we're crossing ever with Andy from Mootivista. Andy, how are you doing?
0:42.6	Oh, good. Hey. That's how I'm going to talk about. See, I'm going to talk for the whole fucking show,
0:47.2	hey. Oh, imagine. Imagine. Imagine. What, imagine a world. We had a joke. Mel and I were talking about what if there was a
0:56.1	boon to vista in new zealand and it was the same thing but just like the accents were even more
0:59.3	ridiculous and there's like hello good morning good morning yeah it's a little bit weird
1:03.9	how do lucy i'm talking a bit weird lucy how are you doing well there's been there's been an
1:07.9	election i feel like the notorious Simpsons episode
1:14.8	where they go to Australia,
1:15.9	they're all just doing
1:16.9	New Zealand accents that whole time.
1:20.3	Oh my goodness.
1:21.2	Is that, is that, like,
1:22.3	is that entire episode?
1:24.0	Because there's all those big birds everywhere.
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