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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2021

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is about to lose her shit with EVERYONE and clearly y'all are on the same wavelength. The voicemail line is buzzing with bullshit and Heather is here to help you wade through it.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a deer media production.
0:06.6	Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
0:12.4	I'm your host Heather McMan.
0:18.0	Hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast.
0:23.4	I'm your host Heather McMan, and here we are. The right thing in the sunshine.
0:30.2	Sun's out. Sun's out. Guuts out. You know what I mean? I have a concealed carrying
0:36.5	permit because I'm just, you know, I can't keep sometimes in a safe, even muscular guns.
0:41.7	There's no guns, but Sun's out. Guuts fully out. You know what I mean? It's out. You know what?
0:46.3	Okay. I need you all to understand something right now.
0:48.8	Oh god. You can't hear it in the background.
0:53.0	Bronson's upstairs. Just barking. Just barking. I took these dogs on an hour and a half walk this
0:57.3	morning. The sun shining in Atlanta. It almost feels like a touch of Florida.
1:00.8	Like it was kind of like a Palm Beach morning. We had the slow in the slow. Wow. I have
1:06.0	stroked out a couple times today. The snow in the sleet over the weekend. And so it was
1:11.6	fucking freezing here. And today the sun's out. It's like 55. I just took the dogs on a walk.
1:16.0	And my family doesn't listen to my fucking podcast because you know, they've got better things to do
1:21.4	even though I just got a vent. I got a vent for a second. If you listened to last week's podcast,
1:26.4	you know that we all survived. We all got through COVID together. Okay. And then I had to deal with
1:30.6	like sanitizing the whole house in order for Jeff to come back in. Thank God. Helpwise, we are
1:34.9	all in the mend. It is slow and steady. None of us really have any energy, but I'm going on these
1:39.2	long walks and trying to lift weights just like get myself back to where I am. My fucking issue is
1:44.4	though right now this whole work from home. And I know so many of y'all will understand this.
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