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Absolutely Not

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Heathermcmahon, Instagram, Comedian, Advice, Funny, Callin, Female, Arts, Aperol, Personal572339, Comedy, Entertainment, Hotline, Humor

4.9 • 14K Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2021

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather Breaks down what's been happening these past two weeks. It's a RAW AND REAL episode full of zero medical advice, lots of sweating and saying the F* word as many times as humanly possible. If you hate honesty, keep scrolling.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a deer media production.
0:02.7	Ooh, baby.
0:04.3	You know it's around the corner.
0:05.6	You know what it is, Bound Chica.
0:06.8	Well, well, it's Valentine's Day.
0:09.2	And we'll more play one of my favorite companies is now come up with Hints by Woo, which is
0:13.1	a massage candle.
0:14.1	What the hell is that?
0:15.1	Honestly, I just had to do my research and figure it out.
0:17.4	You like the candle, you wait a second, you blow it out and you're poured on someone.
0:20.7	Youself, a friend, a neighbor, make sure everything's consensual.
0:24.4	Pour it on that love one.
0:25.4	It's edible.
0:26.4	It's made out of shape, butter, coconut oil and a whole but oil.
0:29.0	And it's not too hot, but the perfect consistency of temperature for fun, bedroom play.
0:33.2	Rao, I mean, I'm giving you all health advice this week.
0:35.5	I'm telling you where to get freaky.
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0:45.8	They've got two gift baskets right now.
0:47.8	They've got the number one, which is the date night.
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