Hey, spitwads. Guess what? I know, Mike, you're curious what I'm going to say as well.

I have no idea. I want to invite all the spitwads out there that love this show to head over to spitballerspod.com and listen, you can become an official spitwad.

That means we're looking at your ideas. We're taking a look in the spit tank at your ideas.

And those are the ones we care about for the show.

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A little bonus.

Bonus.

For supporting the podcast.

So, look, we appreciate you over there at spitballerspod.com.

Click that become a spitwad button. and that's all there is to it.

Now, let's get to the show.

What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore unrealistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve?

It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.

Ice creams water and he put it in my belly, please.

Yummy!

Oh, the yummy. The yummy set that thing on fire.

That was fantastic.

You were pouring a trail of gasoline,

which could do nothing but smell really bad.

And then yummy just lit the powder keg.

Nothing blew up.

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