Attacked by a Sailor & Humanity’s Greatest Threats

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Kids & Family, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 7.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2020

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

It’s the end of the world as we know it! On today’s show, we draft the most fascinating existential threats to humanity. We also have a blast rambling about other nonsense like sleeping in, putting our face on money, having a scrawny bodyguard, and the infamous 5 second rule! This is another hilarious episode that you do not want to miss! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	Oh, what's happening people before we kick off today's episode?
0:03.6	Number one, I want to say, hey, thank you for being here.
0:06.3	How's it going?
0:07.1	You're beautiful.
0:08.4	I imagine you look way better today than you usually do because you're about to listen to this podcast.
0:14.5	But look, we need your support here at the Spitballers.
0:18.8	Head over to Spitballerspod.com, and you can get all the information you need to help support this show,
0:24.3	ways that you can get access to these episodes early,
0:28.1	and a bunch of other things like joining the spit tank.
0:30.9	That's where we go for our priority selection for fun questions for this show.
0:34.8	So head over to spitballerspod.com.
0:37.2	Thank you. fun questions for this show. So head over to spitballerspod.com.
0:49.7	What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore on realistic situations,
0:53.0	and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve?
0:57.4	It's the Spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.
1:01.9	Beep my boop, beep, beep baboop.
1:05.6	Oh, I like it.
1:09.1	Yeah, that's so many meanings.
1:12.6	Sure, sure, I could see that.
1:18.4	Welcome into the Spitballers podcast, episode 96.
1:20.9	Oh, my goodness.
1:22.3	Oh, far away.
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