Sleeping À La Mode & Toilet Paper Alternatives

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Kids & Family, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 7.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2020

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Everyone’s favorite segment is back! Liar, Liar! Can any of the guys out smart the wise Owl? We also banter about security guards invading our personal space, bank accounts, and sleeping with the lights on. We flush this episode down the toilet with a draft of TP alternatives. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	hold the phone, hold the phone before the podcast starts. I want you to hold the phone in your hand.
0:07.2	Just take your phone out. If you're driving, take both hands, hold that phone tight. No, don't do that.
0:13.0	That's not two hands on the wheel. Two hands on the wheel, two hands on the phone. That's true.
0:17.1	We're going to need a, there's a forehand situation. What are they going to goo? I need two on the wheel and two on the phone, and here's what you do.
0:24.6	You want to help support the show, become part of this awesome community we are building.
0:28.5	You go to spitballerspod.com, click become a spitwad.
0:31.4	That way, we listen to your questions first.
0:34.5	We're going to give you the priority that you deserve. You're going to help support
0:38.6	our show. We're going to have a good time. And you get early access to every single episode we make.
0:44.5	Go to spitballerspod.com. Become a spitwad today.
1:03.8	What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore on realistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve?
1:08.2	It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.
1:12.7	A sweet-offa-pop-boob, boob, but dig it down.
1:17.2	Oh.
1:20.5	Was there a deep breath in the middle of it?
1:21.5	No.
1:23.2	Just the internet.
1:23.7	Don't worry.
1:24.5	Thank you. Oh, he's got it in full.
1:25.4	Okay.
1:26.0	Well, that was a relief to Jason.
1:28.9	He didn't have to get in.
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