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Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2025

⏱️ 78 minutes

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0:00.0	Well, I just don't pay it forever.
0:03.8	There you go, too.
0:07.5	I'm not doing that.
0:20.3	What's going on? Ladies and gentlemen, hot episode of the podcast today. Welcome in.
0:27.4	Strangers, friends, guests, enemies. People from out of town. People from in town. Let me see.
0:34.9	Who else is welcome? Well, everybody's welcome. Sure. Well, let's see he's not
0:39.6	welcome. What about like animals who are not by choice listening to this? Because they're just in the
0:46.1	room and it's being played. Well, I bet there's a piece. What percentage of the people that are
0:50.1	listening? Well, not the views because the view counts are all, what do you say, consenting.
0:56.9	Ah, yes.
0:57.7	Yeah, so there might be more people listening to the pod than the view counts because other people
1:01.3	were in the room.
1:02.2	That's like, you know, I went to a restaurant last weekend to watch in Hiawasi, Georgia,
1:08.0	went to a bar.
1:09.0	You know, Sunday ticket, NFL Sunday ticket at a restaurant
1:13.0	is like something like 60 grand a month. Yeah, because they based it off the subcubricity of the fire
1:18.1	department. I was like, oh, dude, why doesn't everybody have Sunday ticket? And they were like,
1:22.6	well, that's like you can't rent a movie and project it in your backyard and charge money.
1:27.2	Right. Right because then they're
1:28.8	like hey that's our money yeah it's nuts it's our money yeah that's why i mean that's why bars will be
1:33.7	like we do or do not show ufc fights yeah because they're like i'm not paying 60 grand a fight
1:39.0	oh oh it's like sorry you can't watch it here or it's like yes we've invested in it but then it's on
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