Ratmas 2025
Three Bean Salad
Three Bean Salad
4.8 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 24 December 2025
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
For reasons we can't fully remember, last year at Ratmas-tide we read out 12 rat anecdotes sent in by listeners. Well, it's back again and this time it's live and writhing, like so many rats. Merry Ratmas!
Thanks to our pianist Freddie Tapner and our guest Isy Suttie.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Sainsbury's. Have you got anything to help my money go further? |
| 0:04.0 | Well, if you want to make some big savings, make sure to use nectar prices and your nectar prices at Sainsbury's. |
| 0:10.8 | Together they can save you over £450 a year on your food shop. |
| 0:15.2 | Bring it on. |
| 0:16.6 | Download the nectar app and tap into great savings. |
| 0:20.7 | Sainsbury's good food for all of us. 18 plus nectar app and tap into great savings. Sainsbury's, good food for all of us. |
| 0:23.7 | 18 plus nectar app required. |
| 0:25.4 | For full term, see help.spros.com.ukau.com. |
| 0:27.9 | U.K. slash help slash nectar prices. |
| 0:34.3 | Ho, ho, ho. Ho, ho, ho. |
| 0:40.4 | Ho, ho. |
| 0:41.6 | Merry, |
| 0:42.0 | Scroik. |
| 0:43.5 | Squake. |
| 0:44.9 | The uncrook. |
| 0:47.6 | It's Rattmas Eve. |
| 0:49.8 | It's Rattmas Eve. |
| 0:51.0 | Well, is it, or is it Rathmas Day? |
| 0:52.6 | We've already worked out when Rappas Day. Yes. What, is Rattmas Day the day before Christmas? It it Rathmas Day? We've never really worked out when Rattmas Day. It is Rathmas Day, yes. |
| 0:56.1 | What, is Rathmas Day the day before Christmas? |
| 1:10.7 | It's Rattmas Day when you're listening to this. I think whenever you're listening to Rathmas, that's Rattmast. Yeah, because Rattmas is something you can take around with you. In the same way that rats have penetrated every square inch of the world. they can live underwater on top of water around water |
| 1:12.1 | to the side of water |
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