Code blue. Code blue. It is a fifth Wednesday. We know that. The one thing we've always said is we would never put out an episode on a fifth Wednesday. That still holds true. We can't. We shan't. We shan't do that. And this isn't an episode. No, this is an emergency. Sure, it looks like it might be an episode, but A, it's an emergency, and B, it's

what we're taking a journey into the realms of extreme fantasy.

And in a way, it's appropriate, isn't it?

Because we've swore to our forefathers, and our forefathers is forefathers, that we would

never, ever transmit on a fifth Wednesday, haven't we?

Yeah.

Because the Earth mother, contanto, herself, has said it must not be so.

So if anything, this is the exception that proves the rule.

And anyway, there is no such thing as Wednesday on planet Warnol.

Yes, because James Cameron, without anyone noticing, has snuck out another Avatar movie and we need to review it.

So this is a special episode of our normally Patreon-only film corner.

We're going to be talking about Avatar 3, Fire and Ash.

Enjoy. Brace yourselves.

Please go to the muster point. Please go to... This is an emergency. This is an emergency.

Please go to the muster point.

Please go to the muster point.

Whereupon please master.

Please do not go to the mustard point.

We don't want to repeat of last year's debacle.

You must master.

I've never genuinely gone to a muster point.

Have you not?

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