Organised Crime

Three Bean Salad

Comedy

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

The very latest statistics make it clear that, given the pervasiveness of organised crime worldwide, at least 2 regular listeners of Three Bean Salad must be directly involved in some Mob or other (and most likely at a middle-management level). But who are they? And do they know each other? Are they sworn enemies or, given their shared life experience, might they be able to develop a soul-nourishing friendship if they could only drop the street tough outer crust for 5 ruddy minutes??!! Ta very much to Diogo of Lisbon for gifting this week’s topic to the Bean Machine (which is organised crime obvs).

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0:39.5	Hello, everyone.
0:40.4	Welcome.
0:43.5	Hello, and a pre-Euletide greeting.
0:44.6	Okay.
0:46.2	Hmm.
0:46.5	Yeah.
0:51.1	It'll feel pretty yuley when it comes out, though, I would say.
0:53.2	The Christmas markets will be afoot.
0:54.0	Exactly. The Advent calendars be afoot. Exactly.
0:57.0	The Advent calendars would have been semi-decimated.
0:59.5	Some people still won't have put up their tree and will be beginning to feel stressed about it.
1:01.6	That sort of thing.
1:02.9	Some people, i.e. me, won't have bought any gifts for anyone.
1:08.1	Grinch alert.
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