Randy Shaver's Off the Hook
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 4 September 2024
⏱️ 158 minutes
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Originally Aired September 4, 2024: Prostitution versus dating. Online purchases and scams! Everything you've ever wanted to know about scorpions scrotum stings.
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| 0:00.0 | The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air conditioning. |
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| 0:14.0 | The 93X Half-A-AS morning show. |
| 0:17.0 | 90, 93. |
| 0:20.0 | Good morning everybody. |
| 0:21.0 | Oh, it's Wednesday. |
| 0:22.0 | Jesus, it's only Wednesday. I couldn't believe this. |
| 0:24.4 | I think the economy's tough. Then you find this out. A lock of Justin Bieber's hair sold on eBay today for over |
| 0:30.3 | $40,000. Yeah, so here's my question. Do you think I should frame it or make it into a |
| 0:36.4 | bracing? |
| 0:37.4 | eBay another great step forward in human culture. Hey why don't we mail our |
| 0:40.6 | garbage back and forth to each other. |
| 0:45.0 | Why talk to your family at night |
| 0:46.8 | when you could be bidding eight to ten dollars |
| 0:49.9 | on a troll doll from Thailand? |
| 0:51.7 | This guy got in trouble from his wife because apparently the night before |
| 0:55.0 | the dude bought a bus on eBay. Didn't ask anybody bought a bus and why that guy was talking all I'm thinking is you bought a bus on eBay |
| 1:05.0 | You're possibly my new hero be prepared all right showtime |
| 1:11.2 | We welcome me to the half-ass morning show 29 years ago today. |
| 1:18.0 | Somebody flipped the switch. |
| 1:19.7 | Yesterday I believe. |
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