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Now back to our rate completely schedule program.

Today is Thursday.

I can't believe it.

Only Thursday.

And you have to go get your colonoscopy.

You're going to look at the information

and you're going to go, oh my, this is so easy.

This is not a day to have visitors. You don't want nobody

to see you like this. It is not going to be protected. If you own a recliner chair, don't get comfortable. Don't

recline yourself. If you way way back, you are never going to make it out of

that chair. Yeah, ain't gonna make it.

When you drink it, and it's been a half hour,

don't ever say,

I don't think it's working.

You would be the first person in history that this hadn't worked on. It works on

elephants. And for God say if you feel like're going to fart, don't trust it.

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