Ramble Uncut: The holy manager
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 26 March 2026
⏱️ 26 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Buckle up, everybody, it’s Ramble Uncut time. Marcus, Luke and Pete are your hosts and they’re here to discuss topics including but not limited to: unfortunate encounters with former MPs, a botched back operation with dire consequences and the story of an Italian football manager who dressed up as a priest for an excellent reason. Happy Wednesday, all!
For more of this, plus ad-free shows, sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for just $5 per month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.
Get your Ramble merch HERE.
Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.
***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***
The Football Ramble, the original and best football podcast. Brand new podcasts every single weekday throughout the Premier League season and every day throughout the 2026 FIFA World Cup.
No cliches. No ex-pros like Peter Crouch or The Rest is Football. Just the funniest football conversation out there. Your guardian for the season, daily not weekly. Stick to the Ramble, totally.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Hello Ramblers, Marcus here. You're about to hear Rumble uncut. |
| 0:16.0 | The bonus episode, our Football Rambled patron subscribers, get every single Wednesday. |
| 0:22.7 | It's an extra laid-back dose of the Ramble, covering all the nonsense that the football sometimes gets in the way of. |
| 0:27.7 | Simply put, for just $5 a month, you get even more brilliant nonsense straight from the corners |
| 0:33.7 | of the internet than only Pete Donaldson's searches. You'll also get access to the |
| 0:37.9 | Discord where you can chat with other ramble listeners plus daily episodes of the Ramble on |
| 0:43.1 | the continent and up front completely ad-free. So if you like what you're here today, |
| 0:48.0 | and of course you will, just head to patreon.com forward slash football ramble. That's patreon.com |
| 0:53.4 | for slash football ramble and sign up today. |
| 0:56.1 | Right on with the show. |
| 1:01.0 | Oh, boys, here we are again. One last crack at the big time, Pete. Yes. Your dress for the occasion. |
| 1:07.0 | What's your tactic to break through to the mainstream this time? Go for the knees and then |
| 1:10.3 | the testicles and then work upwards from there. The mainstream? Through the trunk. Hit the mainstream's kneecaps. Samurai sword into the lower intestines and then just like that. Do you know what? I like that because that is what Churchill was saying in the Second World War. Go through the soft underbelly of Europe over in Italy. Right. But they didn't do it. Is that the soft underbelly of Europe? |
| 1:28.4 | He thought so. |
| 1:29.3 | But they didn't do it. |
| 1:29.9 | He was outvoted. |
| 1:44.6 | So it's a leather boot for crying out loud. An American man and a Soviet man. And so they did the D-Day business instead. American man and a Soviet man. Yeah, together again. I went to watch Operation Minstimate on Saturday, which was in some way related to that. |
| 1:45.0 | Is it good? |
| 1:45.5 | Brilliant. |
| 1:47.2 | What was our Prussian Mintz, mate? |
| 1:44.6 | Operation Minst Meet on Saturday, which was in some way related to that. Is it good? |
| 1:45.1 | Brilliant. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Stak Production, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Stak Production and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.