The Preview Show: Thomas Tuchel's Chocolate Factory
Football Ramble
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4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 27 March 2026
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
It was a sickening night for the Kingdom and our friends in the Republic of Ireland. Wales, Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland all saw their chances of World Cup glory slip away from them. Those brave boys will have to watch on from home, but not England and Scotland, they march on!
Marcus, Luke & Jim are here to discuss all of last night's action, including the Bosnia manager setting us all a little puzzle. Plus, the England boys are back in action at Wembo tonight with a chance for those young cubs to grab a golden ticket from Thomas Tuchel. You might need to sell your second home for one. Just ask big Andy Milne.
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| 0:00.0 | This is for the G's and the hustlers, everybody. |
| 0:02.8 | Welcome to the Football Rambled preview show. |
| 0:05.5 | Wales, Ireland and Northern Ireland crash out of World Cup qualification. |
| 0:08.8 | It's Friday 27th of the March. |
| 0:09.8 | I'm Marcus Speller. |
| 0:10.7 | I'm Jim Campbell. |
| 0:11.4 | And I'm Luke Moore. |
| 0:26.2 | Hello, everybody. It's Friday. |
| 0:30.5 | It is a slightly solemn Friday in the kingdom, of course, |
| 0:36.3 | because two of our brave bunches of boys are out of World Cup qualification. To strike a somber tone for the next hour or so. Well, we'll try and pick it. I mean, England are playing tonight in a crucial friendly. So it is still a preview show. It is still a preview show. Ha, ha, we've got them. The trades description act bunch are... We will be previewing a game at some point that perhaps many, many people don't care about. Oh. Which is disappointing. Who are these people? You should be careful. This is the thing. We will get on to Wales and to North and Nine and all the rest of it. But I do think, you know, I saw a little bit of negativity yesterday around England playing tonight. Oh. Because it's just a general bit of rhetoric and people |
| 1:15.5 | are falling into that kind of old trope of another England friendly no no no this is these are |
| 1:22.5 | the key friendlies now yeah yeah this is where the world cup starts now this is is the dojo. It is. Absolutely the 80s dojo. |
| 1:29.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:29.3 | That, like, dads in the 80s really got into karate for some reason. They started opening dojo's. Yeah, and Bielsa's there. And what more do you want? Jim, I think you've won everybody over there. He's just preview to preview. Exactly, yeah. Lovely teaser strategy of Michigan. The sugar beer's description |
| 1:43.4 | and just go home. |
| 1:44.4 | Just go home. |
| 1:45.0 | You can't care. |
| 1:45.8 | Stop coming for us. |
| 1:46.7 | Exactly. |
| 1:47.4 | We've left the EU now. view. Exactly, yeah. Lovely teaser trilogy of a sugar deal. Yeah, trade description and just go home. |
| 1:44.4 | Just go home. |
| 1:45.0 | You can't get it. |
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