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Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 25 March 2026
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
The run-in is hotting up and Man City have defeated Arsenal to win the first trophy of the season. We’re now perched on the edge of our seats, desperate to see how this will affect the ongoing title race – *Premier League cuts to break*. FFS.
We might all – well, maybe not Spellz – be yearning for some more Premier League action. But don’t worry, because Marcus, Luke and Pete are here to review the current state of play heading into the season finale. Plus, we react to the news that Mo Salah, a true Premier League great, will leave Liverpool at the end of the season.
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| 0:00.0 | I was told the streets were paved with gold, everybody. |
| 0:03.1 | Welcome to the Football Rumble. |
| 0:05.6 | Mo Salah will leave Liverpool at the end of the season. |
| 0:08.3 | It's Wednesday, 25th March. |
| 0:09.6 | I'm Marcus Speller. |
| 0:10.2 | I'm Luke Moore. |
| 0:10.8 | And I'm Pete Donaldson. |
| 0:25.4 | Hi. Hi guys. |
| 0:27.0 | Whoa, what a start. |
| 0:27.3 | Whoa. |
| 0:29.5 | Hey, Mo Sal is leaving us. |
| 0:30.0 | Big Al. |
| 0:30.5 | He is. Whoa. |
| 0:31.0 | Whoa. |
| 0:31.8 | Oh. |
| 0:32.3 | I'll tell you what. |
| 0:33.0 | I was absolutely delighted that he dropped that news up last night. |
| 0:36.1 | I was looking at this running order. Right. And it was barren. It's the, it's the, it's the poor start to the show, eh? What a start. Someone had salted the conversational earth at Moe Sala Camer along with a delicious crop. I looked at the runner and I was like, I've done too many of these. Too many rambles. Yeah. I've done so many rambles in my life. |
| 0:55.1 | Have you got, it's like, it's like eggs. |
| 0:58.4 | Reproductive eggs. You already have a finite amount. Don't look at me. Look at Marcus, because he has to respond to it. Okay, fine. Marcus. Do I have to respond to it? What were you doing in the 90s, Dad? |
| 1:08.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:08.5 | It's like that person in the pub |
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