Hello, friends and family, and thank you for tuning into the Duncan Trussell family hour.

I got some very exciting news, not only are we still sponsored by Monsanto, Monsanto's

an incredible company filled with farmer friendly scientists dedicated to futureizing our

seeds and vegetables so that we no longer have to eat these old-fashioned crap vegetables

that our ancestors grazed upon back in the dark ages when people didn't know that you

were supposed to take showers and it was common to throw babies in the fireplace, just

for fun.

No longer like that, we now have access to futuristic genetically modified genetically

engineered fruits, vegetables, and food, and soon if Monsanto has their way, then every

single living organism will be genetically modified and engineered so that we all taste

much better.

I actually went golfing with the head of Monsanto three days ago, his name is Vizotodac.

The fifth, you won't find his name on the internet if you look his name up, he's a silent

partner, runs the whole organization, really cool guys in his mid-twenties.

He told me I'm welcome to talk about him on the podcast because nobody's going to believe

it anyway, but this guy is amazing, he's a multi-trillionaire, he has these futuristic

glasses, I've never seen anything like this before, they fused when he puts them on

his head, they fused into the skin of his head, and apparently he wouldn't let me look

at through them because he said if you're not at the trillionaire level, the things that

you'll see through these glasses will cause your heart to stop, blah, blah, blah, make

you go crazy, make you go mad, but when I asked him what do you see through those things,

he just smiled and he said spiders, that's it.

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