OH HAI BALL CANCER

Duncan Trussell Family Hour

Philosophy, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.8 • 11.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2012

⏱️ 37 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

I talk about my upcoming battle with Cancer.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Hello, friends and family, and thank you for tuning into the Ducatruscle family hour.
0:05.0	This is a very special episode of this podcast, because I just found out that I probably
0:09.6	have testicular cancer.
0:14.1	What does this mean?
0:15.1	It means that I get a chance to fight it.
0:18.2	If I'd ignored the swelling of my balls, then my balls would be sending little missionaries
0:23.6	out into my lungs and brains right now to try to finish me off.
0:27.2	But I caught the rogue testicle in time, and I intend to demolish, decimate it, destroy
0:32.5	it, flatten it, or turn it into my lover.
0:35.5	The Ducatruscle family hour is now entering DEF CON4, and we're going to kick it off with
0:39.7	some D-BO.
0:57.2	The Ducatruscle family hour is now entering DEF CON4, and we're going to kick it off with
1:18.1	some Ducatruscle family hour is now entering DEF CON4, and we're going to kick it off with
1:24.1	some Ducatruscle family hour is now entering DEF CON4, and we're going to kick it off with
1:27.1	some Ducatruscle family hour is now entering DEF CON4, and we're going to kick it off with
1:50.0	We better play the human way, twist the way the gates of steel.
2:03.0	But we can't eat once a year, or everything now.
2:09.0	The April gods' tale, they stuck on it.
2:15.0	Repeats until it fell, have a gun and never done.
2:22.0	A man's not made of steel.
2:29.0	Twist the way, got twist and show.
2:37.0	We are meant for too slow.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Duncan Trussell Family Hour, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Duncan Trussell Family Hour and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.