Rachel Wolfson tortures Lee!
The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament
Joey Coco Diaz
4.8 • 18.6K Ratings
🗓️ 23 September 2025
⏱️ 88 minutes
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Summary
Joey Diaz breaks the big news, Lee got engaged! Lee breaks down the big moment and reminisces about some of the situations he found himself in while single. Hint...there was a lady missing a body part and another one with wild conspiracy theories.
Then Joey and Lee welcome Rachel Wolfson (Jackass) to talk about everything from stand up, to confidence, and so much more! Joey and Lee also tell the story of the time Joey left Lee with a women with a head bandage.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | What's happening, you savages, Uncle Joey here with his Jewish Cato, Lee Syatt, another start of the church of what's happening now. |
| 0:09.2 | New Testament coming at you. |
| 0:11.1 | What's up, beautiful people, Uncle Joey, let me ask you a question. |
| 0:13.9 | You know, we do certain things. |
| 0:15.4 | We get hungry. |
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| 0:34.0 | grams of protein, zero grams of sugar, and 4 grams of neck carbs. |
| 0:38.7 | Are you kidding me or what? |
| 0:39.9 | Wait till you taste it. |
| 0:41.2 | You think you hear a little kid and your grandmother's going to come up and give you a dollar out of her stinky bra? |
| 0:46.1 | You ever have those situations? |
| 0:47.6 | Now, if you're running out the door and you skip the milk, grab their treat, cereal bars that you can take on the go, Jack. |
| 0:54.5 | Each bar has 12 grams of protein, so you'll stay full until lunch break. |
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| 1:00.9 | Nobody. |
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| 1:11.0 | on Amazon |
| 1:11.6 | or in your nearest |
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